Real life wrestling, that is. I used to love watching it as a kid, especially considering that I grew up when it was at it's peak during the "Attitude Era". My interest in it tapered off as I entered junior high, and was pretty much non existent by the time I was in high school. So imagine my confused reaction during one fateful IM conversation when a friend says: "Dude, you have got to check this wrestling stream out." and links me to the channel of one Bazza87 on TwitchTV.
And the rest, as they say... is history.
Clockwise from left: Vegeta, Waluigi, Zangief, Dr. Eggman, Little Mac, Solid Snake and Nappa |
So, it started out mildly amusing, until things took a strange turn, and JonTron knocked DK through a set of barricades, dealing what looked to be some fairly major damage to Donkey Kong. JonTron runs back to the ring to avoid being disqualified for being out of the ring too long. DK attempts to get up, makes a motion as if his back gave out, and collapses to the floor, where he remained for the rest of the match, all the while ominious sounding Donkey Kong Country music played:
And the Twitch.TV chat went berserk. That's another part of the VGCW experience: The stream chat. The stream chat on a lot of streams, particularly gaming related ones are... sketchy to say the least. They usually devolve into mindless posting of porn, shock images, and blatant racism. While it's not entirely safe from that (No stream is, really) the VGCW stream chat is actually a positive experience overall, and almost feels like the actual audience at a wrestling match. When the events of the aforementioned video happened on stream, the chat flooded with comments like "JON YOU MURDERER" and "DK IS DEEEEEEEEEEEAD", which are just about the kind of comments you'd expect from witnessing something like that. It was from then on that I decided to start watching this on a regular basis, and later on, it began to engross me like I never would have imagined.
So you'd think that's pretty much all there is to VGCW, right?
Oh no. The rabbit hole goes deeper. Much, much deeper.
WWE '13 is a very glitchy game, for starters. The game itself actually runs on an engine used for wrestling games since the PS1 era, so there's no shortage of crazy antics, hilarious glitches and occurrences that quite frankly, shouldn't happen as much as they do. However, this adds something of an element of unpredictability to VGCW. Bazza87 (Or Baz, for short) doesn't control the characters at all; he instead sets every character to being controlled by the AI, so what happens in a match is left to the mercy of the game's AI. So much so, that Baz himself doesn't even know what's going to happen 90% of the time. These glitches (Or THQuality as it's affectionately referred to; Named for THQ, the former publishers of the game) while entertaining, ended up actually ended up giving way to arguably the most exciting aspect of VGCW today: The Plot.
Yes, VGCW has a plot.
It all started during a "Money in the Bank" match on the November 27th broadcast. You see, in a Money in Bank match, a briefcase hoisted above the ring. Six competitors have to climb a ladder and dislodge and acquire the briefcase before anyone else. However, competitors are encouraged to stop this by any means necessary, including dirty tactics like removing the ladder from under them. The competitors for this particular match consisted of Zangief from Street Fighter, Little Mac from Punch Out, Captain Falcon from F-Zero, Wesker from Resident Evil, JonTron, and Nappa from Dragon Ball Z. MiTB matches usually take a while to finish, as everyone is usually busy sabotaging each other. However, in a fantastic display of THQuality, the match ended in about a minute flat, thanks to Zangief immediately going for the briefcase, and no one doing a thing to stop him. You can see it here. (Fast forward to about 6:15)
Soon after Bazza decided that the results of that didn't make for an entertaining match and decided to set up a rematch. After that followed a bit of outcry, with fans claiming that Zangief had won fair and square. However, Bazza thought differently, and placed the blame on Zangief himself, saying that "Gief had screwed Gief." This would go on to create a rivalry of sorts between Little Mac and Zangief, forming what's now known as "The Little McMahon Saga" in which Bazza did a little self insertion and portrayed himself in game as Bazza McMahon, the General Manager of VGCW. While I won't get down to the nitty gritty, as it's best watched for yourself than told secondhand, the end of the season ended with Little Mac and Zangief making amends. On his way out from the arena however, Little Mac was struck by a car driven by an unknown assailant, which set the stage for the plot of season 2 "Turnabout Turnbuckle" in which an unlikely alliance is formed between Phoenix Wright and Nappa, as they investigate who hit Little Mac (Who has been in the hospital out of action ever since), and the appearance of the mysterious Mr. L, a green hat wearing fellow dressed in black who seemingly attacks people at random.
I won't spoil Mr. L's identity (heh), but the events of that season led to a final showdown that to this day, I still champion as the best thing I've ever seen on an internet stream.
It starts out pretty intense, but gets downright amazing at about 3:40
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Why yes, this is Nappa suplexing Gabe Newell into the mat so hard the ring breaks. |
You can read the wiki here, by the way |
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